Jokos That I Crake Awwpu.

 

I love random 3 a.m. conversations. Especially if the person at the other end of the phone isn't asleep. But then again, I wouldn't blame you if you DID fall asleep while speaking to me at 3 a.m. This is why - 


*On the phone at 3 a.m. Just in case you didn't read the first paragraph*

Abhishek: You are gujju, yes? 
Person: Zzzzz. Wha? Huh? 

Abhishek: You are from that western coastal state of India called Gujarat, correct? 
Person: Yeah, I am. Why? 


Abhishek: You like Dhoklas? And Undiyos? 
Person: Dhoklas, yes. Undiyo, no. Why you asking? 

Abhishek: No reason. Just asking. *whistles. Looks at tree*
Person: Okay. Zzzzzzzzz. 

Abhishek: STOP SLEEPING YOU DHOKLA FUCK*NG CHUNDIYO! 
Person: What did you just call me?!

Abhishek: Err, I called you a DhoklaFucker and Chundiyo. Two new gujju abuses, I made. (I like talking like Yoda, sometimes) 
Person: Hahahahahahaha. 

Abhishek: Ha! I just got a mental image of two snacks doing it. 
Person: You mean two 'snakes'! Hahahaha. 

Abhishek: Yes, and then a little snake is born. Tiny little earthworm like. 
Person: Errr. 

Abhishek: Oh! Oh! Oh! What did one gujju snake tell the other? 
Person: Ummm. No idea. 

Abhishek: Sssssssssssuuuuu Che? 
Person: *wierd dial tone*

Abhishek: Hello?