Okay "Guise", yesterday night wasn't really the kinda night one would want to happen for the second. Heartbreaks followed by heartbreaks followed by mindbreaks followed by mindbreaks followed by brakes to this series of the usage of the word brake :/
No no !
Thats how it was.
*Makes a puppy face*
And yes ! Puppies are cute okay ! They're not Dogs ! :/
Puppy puppy puppy<3 *Feeling all girly*
Anyways, my external hard disk isn't with me right now * ooooooo * so my stash of movies that I always count on for support in depressing times is gone. The only movie left on my PC was the ever awesome "ROADSIDE ROMEO !"
Yes, I also have shitty movies with me.
And no ! Shitty is not my favourite word. So please semiti besi bhabeni. :P
So so so.
Here are some of the observations I made.
1. Jugal Hansraj took 6 months to develop the script.
That my friend, is a myth. In reality, the script took exactly 10 seconds to be developed. The rest of the time Jugal was busy developing the astute art of Giving Aditya Chopra Blowjobs (GACB), which has previously been mastered by Kunal Kohli (of Mujhse Dosti Karoge, Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic and Being Extremely Cocky About His Films fame), Uday Chopra, That Guy Who Made Tashan and Sanjay Gadhvi.
2. The animation in Roadside Romeo is world class.
That my friend, is myth # 2. It wouldn't be a myth if the world only consisted of India, Bangladesh and the guys who do the animation for 9XM.
3. Kids will really enjoy Roadside Romeo.
No. They will not. They will enjoy watching a DVD of Santa having sex with a G.I.Joe a LOT more than Roadside Romeo.
4. Anu Malik is the worst piece of trash to have ever come out of Bollywood music industry.
No. Roadside Romeo is.
5. Saif Ali Khan has done a pretty decent job in the movie.
No, that is myth # 5. Saif Ali Khan's voice acting in the film is perhaps the most accurate description of the word 'painful'. 'Removing own kidney stones using only your bare hands and hot iron rods' comes a close second.
6. Kareena Kapoor has done a pretty decent job in the movie.
If you open your copy of the Oxford Dictionary, you will now see that the word 'Painful' has two very accurate descriptions. The second one being 'Kareena Kapoor in Roadside Romeo'.
7. Roadside Romeo took two and a half years in the making.
This is by far the biggest factual error in the history of mankind. In actuality, Roadside Romeo took roughly about 20 seconds to be made. The first ten seconds were dedicated to scripting. The next 5 in blowing Aditya Chopra. And the last 5 seconds were invested in actually making the film.
8. The most difficult thing in Roadside Romeo was the rendering of hair on all the dogs.
Myth # 8 ladies and gentlemen. The most difficult thing about Roadside Romeo was grappling with the fact that one has to spend hard earned money to watch it. It's just... so hard.. to accept.
9. Roadside Romeo is a family film.
That is partially incorrect. Roadside Romeo is the last film you'll watch with your family. If it was your idea to watch the film, your family is most likely to disown you. If not, then they all will kill themselves, making you the only lone survivor of this horrific tragedy. Either way, it is the last film you'll watch with your family.
'Porn' is a much safer bet than Roadside Romeo, when it comes to movies you can watch with your family.
10. The funniest moment in this film was when the camera passed between Romeo's legs and got painfully (no pun intended) close to his dangling canine genitals.
Again, a myth. The funniest moment in the movie was when Javed Jaffrey (Charlie Anna) introduces his three angels as "This is Silk Smitha! This is Nylon Nandini! And this is Polyesther Padma!".
That my friend, is a myth. In reality, the script took exactly 10 seconds to be developed. The rest of the time Jugal was busy developing the astute art of Giving Aditya Chopra Blowjobs (GACB), which has previously been mastered by Kunal Kohli (of Mujhse Dosti Karoge, Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic and Being Extremely Cocky About His Films fame), Uday Chopra, That Guy Who Made Tashan and Sanjay Gadhvi.
2. The animation in Roadside Romeo is world class.
That my friend, is myth # 2. It wouldn't be a myth if the world only consisted of India, Bangladesh and the guys who do the animation for 9XM.
3. Kids will really enjoy Roadside Romeo.
No. They will not. They will enjoy watching a DVD of Santa having sex with a G.I.Joe a LOT more than Roadside Romeo.
4. Anu Malik is the worst piece of trash to have ever come out of Bollywood music industry.
No. Roadside Romeo is.
5. Saif Ali Khan has done a pretty decent job in the movie.
No, that is myth # 5. Saif Ali Khan's voice acting in the film is perhaps the most accurate description of the word 'painful'. 'Removing own kidney stones using only your bare hands and hot iron rods' comes a close second.
6. Kareena Kapoor has done a pretty decent job in the movie.
If you open your copy of the Oxford Dictionary, you will now see that the word 'Painful' has two very accurate descriptions. The second one being 'Kareena Kapoor in Roadside Romeo'.
7. Roadside Romeo took two and a half years in the making.
This is by far the biggest factual error in the history of mankind. In actuality, Roadside Romeo took roughly about 20 seconds to be made. The first ten seconds were dedicated to scripting. The next 5 in blowing Aditya Chopra. And the last 5 seconds were invested in actually making the film.
8. The most difficult thing in Roadside Romeo was the rendering of hair on all the dogs.
Myth # 8 ladies and gentlemen. The most difficult thing about Roadside Romeo was grappling with the fact that one has to spend hard earned money to watch it. It's just... so hard.. to accept.
9. Roadside Romeo is a family film.
That is partially incorrect. Roadside Romeo is the last film you'll watch with your family. If it was your idea to watch the film, your family is most likely to disown you. If not, then they all will kill themselves, making you the only lone survivor of this horrific tragedy. Either way, it is the last film you'll watch with your family.
'Porn' is a much safer bet than Roadside Romeo, when it comes to movies you can watch with your family.
10. The funniest moment in this film was when the camera passed between Romeo's legs and got painfully (no pun intended) close to his dangling canine genitals.
Again, a myth. The funniest moment in the movie was when Javed Jaffrey (Charlie Anna) introduces his three angels as "This is Silk Smitha! This is Nylon Nandini! And this is Polyesther Padma!".
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