We all like to believe we are adults. But every now and again we laugh at the stupidest things... like we just turned 12. That's because deep down inside... really REALLY deep down inside, we all are kids. IN fact, if you eat lots of North Indian spicy food, that kid dies.
So the other day, I heard something that made my inner child orgasm several thousand times.
Guess what they call 'milk' in Singapore?
*take deep breath*
*Wait for it*
*Is your face turning blue?*
They call it 'Susu'.
*laughs hard enough to cause infanticide*
Isn't that dope? In fact, can you imagine what they call their pee? Doodh? Milk?
So new born babies in Singapore enjoy some breast susu and if you have a lot of water in Singapore, you'll probably milk yourself. I'd hate to be in Singapore and go to the grocery store and ask for some Cow's Susu.
Can you imagine what would happen if they confused ALL their liquids that way? I think the only time that confusion WOULDN'T really matter is if they confuse Coke with Pepsi and vice versa.
So the other day, I heard something that made my inner child orgasm several thousand times.
Guess what they call 'milk' in Singapore?
*take deep breath*
*Wait for it*
*Is your face turning blue?*
They call it 'Susu'.
*laughs hard enough to cause infanticide*
Isn't that dope? In fact, can you imagine what they call their pee? Doodh? Milk?
So new born babies in Singapore enjoy some breast susu and if you have a lot of water in Singapore, you'll probably milk yourself. I'd hate to be in Singapore and go to the grocery store and ask for some Cow's Susu.
Can you imagine what would happen if they confused ALL their liquids that way? I think the only time that confusion WOULDN'T really matter is if they confuse Coke with Pepsi and vice versa.
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