Tagged :/

Will have my mid-sems in a couple of days. So I'm back to being all PMSY and pissed off at college again. What was I thinking? Missing college?! Really?! 

Anyway, in the mean while a bunch of people (The iPod Freak and Miss Lunacy and Emotionally Eccentric) have tagged me. Might as well finish it off now before my hormones have sex with each other and make me all emotional over this missing college weirdness. 

Rules on blog and links as appropriate.  Answer the Questions already mentioned first. Then “Share” six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself. Tag six random people and let them know they've been tagged.

For the Questions and my earth Shattering Intelligent answers first:

1.     Who's the better superhero – Batman or Superman? Why? 


Ans:- Anybody who wears his chaddi over his pants is automatically superlative in comparison. Besides, even YOU know Superman's better. Imagine an over the table arm-wrestling contest between Batman and Superman. There's a pretty good chance that Batman faces an unavoidable itch-situation in his underpants. Superman however, wears his chaddi's OVER his pants. Probability of Superman getting chaddi-itch is way lesser when compared to Batman. I don't know about you, but betting on Batman in such a situation is just money down the drain.

*whistles and looks at tree*

2. Say you can ask any literary/TV character you want, out on a date. We'll just assume they'll say yes right away. Who? Why? Where? What?

Oh God. This is tough. Off the top of my head, Arwen from LOTR. I admit, Liv Tyler might have something to do with it. Also coz I was just going through random pages of Return Of The King yesterday.

At the shire? A breakfast date? And some sex after that? And some more sex? Sex? Sex!!

3. Everyone has one. A movie that made you gag, choke, throw up, wake up screaming in the middle of the night or all of the above. Which one's yours?

When I was a kid, I saw Alien. Nights have never been the same since then. *sobs uncontrollably* 4. Let's have it - the worst pick-up line ever used on you, or god forbid, used by you.

The worst pick up line? There was this one I used in my first year of engineering college, and it worked. I don't know why it worked. Probably coz we were playing this game where we see who comes up with the worst pick up line ever. Probably coz it was so retarded that she found it cute. And maybe coz we both were drunk out of our wits.

Hey, did you just fart? Coz you blow me away.

Yeah, we were drunk.

Anyways. Now moving on to the sharing part :/  

1. Allright. I'm going to share this with you people. But I swear, one more joke about this and I will personally see to it that your face befriends each and every part of my ass. So yes, this is what I do. 

My phone has a credit limit of 500, which I exhaust in exactly 8.56777 seconds. So what I'm saying is that my outgoing calls are barred more often than my neighbour making horse noises while having a bath. (More on that story later. Also, don't ask me what horse noises are.) 

One more thing, my landline has only incoming services. 

So everytime I'm at home and I want to order food and stuff, I have to go online and ask people if they are willing to call up the restaurant and order the food for me. I've lost several good friends in this procedure. 

2. I like eating maggi. And my liking is not limited to the cooked version of the delicacy. I also like eating just the seasoning. Yum yum yum yum yum. 

3. I have two compartments in my wallet. I use one compartment only for hundred rupee bills or more. The other one is strictly for fifty rupee or less. I don't like taking five rupee notes. They're a little too green for my liking. 

4. A lot of people have lost their vision on seeing me with long hair, I know. I regret their loss of vision, but to be honest I like it. The long, weird curly hair makes me feel like I'm wearing a helmet of sorts. Also, even though it's not true, I feel like the longer the hair grows the smaller my head looks. 

5. Whenever I travel by rickshaw, I often have a mental race with other rickshaws. I mentally urge my rickshaw guy to beat the other rickshaw. And sometimes, if I'm not too distracted, I keep count of the number of rickshaws my rickshaw guy overtook. 

6. I like to right click on my desktop and refresh ALL the time. I'm unbelievably restless like that. I refresh like ALL the time. I like to believe that my computer is ACTUALLY getting refreshed everytime I do it. Sometimes I get a mental image of my computer letting out an electronic sigh of relief.

Hopefully this is enough and no one is dead by now :P