The next
person who asks me what *my scene* for today is, I swear , will be wildly
sodomized by wild porcupines of Bosnia. No SERIOUSLY. What is with everyone? If
I see one more heart shaped balloon , I swear , I will deploy rose flavoured
farts.
And what is with * Happy Valentine’s Day* ?!?!?!
Its not even a fuckin’ festival !! Do we ever wish each other * Happy Gandhi Jayanti Day * ?!?
Okay, I don't mean to sound all propreity and anti-mushyness. On a normal day, I will eat 2397249358934 kilos of strawberry. Devour it if I see one. Love em roses too.
But TODAY, EVERRRRRRYONE wants to be in Red. EVERRRRYfuckingONE wants a fucking rose up their arses. Stray dogs have roses in their mouth. Bet people will poop heart shaped turd today. The class nerd has heart shaped glasses. If I get one more brochure for some random Tamotia's Valentine's Day *Bash* at their private farm Mushville , I swear , Mr. Tamotia will have valuable things being damaged. And what the fuck is with all the coffee shop decorations ? Do you REALLY think people are going to come to public places to bang ?
I want to kill MTV for playing mushball songs through the day. I think my TV's starting to look like a big throbbing heart. I want kill NDTV for posting up polls like * Who is the most eligible bachelor in the Indian Cricket Team ?! *
Instead everybody should go buy I *heart* Abhishek t-shirts and coffee mugs. You get free jelly with it. Go. Buy. :/
And what is with * Happy Valentine’s Day* ?!?!?!
Its not even a fuckin’ festival !! Do we ever wish each other * Happy Gandhi Jayanti Day * ?!?
Okay, I don't mean to sound all propreity and anti-mushyness. On a normal day, I will eat 2397249358934 kilos of strawberry. Devour it if I see one. Love em roses too.
But TODAY, EVERRRRRRYONE wants to be in Red. EVERRRRYfuckingONE wants a fucking rose up their arses. Stray dogs have roses in their mouth. Bet people will poop heart shaped turd today. The class nerd has heart shaped glasses. If I get one more brochure for some random Tamotia's Valentine's Day *Bash* at their private farm Mushville , I swear , Mr. Tamotia will have valuable things being damaged. And what the fuck is with all the coffee shop decorations ? Do you REALLY think people are going to come to public places to bang ?
I want to kill MTV for playing mushball songs through the day. I think my TV's starting to look like a big throbbing heart. I want kill NDTV for posting up polls like * Who is the most eligible bachelor in the Indian Cricket Team ?! *
Instead everybody should go buy I *heart* Abhishek t-shirts and coffee mugs. You get free jelly with it. Go. Buy. :/
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