Dear All,
I Saif Ali Khan, or as my girlfriend Kareena calls me, 'Chote Nawaab', present to you my relationship advice column. Do write to me with all your doubts and queries about relationship issues and I’ll make sure I answer them. Coz I have some time right now . . .
Let’s check out this week’s queries:
I Saif Ali Khan, or as my girlfriend Kareena calls me, 'Chote Nawaab', present to you my relationship advice column. Do write to me with all your doubts and queries about relationship issues and I’ll make sure I answer them. Coz I have some time right now . . .
Let’s check out this week’s queries:
Dear Saif,
I’m in a relationship with a girl who is half my age. Everybody keeps making fun of me. Please give me some advice on how to keep my relationship strong.
Myself Ankur
I’m in a relationship with a girl who is half my age. Everybody keeps making fun of me. Please give me some advice on how to keep my relationship strong.
Myself Ankur
Dear Ankur,
Since I was a child, my mother always told me one thing – a man growing old becomes a child again. It was only years later that I realised what my mother meant when she made that point. At first I was really confused – how did my mother predict the plot of Benjamin Button so long ago? Then I understood its true meaning. I can say from personal experience that as a man gets older, his inner child craves to be cradled within the cockles of a youthful spirit. Ignore what others say. Indulge in juvenile activities with your partner to keep the relationship childlike and young.
Myself Saif
Since I was a child, my mother always told me one thing – a man growing old becomes a child again. It was only years later that I realised what my mother meant when she made that point. At first I was really confused – how did my mother predict the plot of Benjamin Button so long ago? Then I understood its true meaning. I can say from personal experience that as a man gets older, his inner child craves to be cradled within the cockles of a youthful spirit. Ignore what others say. Indulge in juvenile activities with your partner to keep the relationship childlike and young.
Myself Saif
Dear Saif,
I’m 17.
Papu
I’m 17.
Papu
Dear Papu,
Dude. WTH. Not cool.
Dude. WTH. Not cool.
Dear Saif,
BRO I JUST GOT A NEW GUN. YOU WANNA LIKE GO TEST IT OUT SOMETIME. LET ME KNOW.
Xxxxxxxxx
BRO I JUST GOT A NEW GUN. YOU WANNA LIKE GO TEST IT OUT SOMETIME. LET ME KNOW.
Xxxxxxxxx
Go away Salman!
ABBEY, AYE BHAI KE SAAATH AISA KAISA BAAT KAR RELA HAI TU?
Zkfhioayd
Zkfhioayd
Go away Arbaaz. And Sohail, if you’re reading this – Lol, kidding. I know you can’t read.
Dear Saif,
I really love my girlfriend, but I’m not ready for marriage. How do I convey this message to her?
Akash Sahu
I really love my girlfriend, but I’m not ready for marriage. How do I convey this message to her?
Akash Sahu
Dear Akash,
What you can do in such situations is this: Keep promising to her that you will marry her, but never really address the issue up front. If she ever brings up the topic of marriage, compliment her and distract her. You’re welcome.
What you can do in such situations is this: Keep promising to her that you will marry her, but never really address the issue up front. If she ever brings up the topic of marriage, compliment her and distract her. You’re welcome.
Dear Saif,
HIII SAIIIIIIF WHEN ARE YOU AND KAREEEEEEEEENA GETTING MARRRIEDDDD ???? MWAH MWAH MWAH
Moyen Mishra
HIII SAIIIIIIF WHEN ARE YOU AND KAREEEEEEEEENA GETTING MARRRIEDDDD ???? MWAH MWAH MWAH
Moyen Mishra
Dear Moyen,
You have such beautiful eyes. Yours sincerely.
You have such beautiful eyes. Yours sincerely.
Yo Saif,
I can never be in one relationship for more than three or four days. I love having sex. With several women. At the same time. What do you think? Do I have a problem? Or do I have a problem?
Rohan Bakshi
I can never be in one relationship for more than three or four days. I love having sex. With several women. At the same time. What do you think? Do I have a problem? Or do I have a problem?
Rohan Bakshi
Dear Rohan,
No one can have just one. I suppose. Yours sincerely, Saif.
No one can have just one. I suppose. Yours sincerely, Saif.
Dear Saif,
My girlfriend keeps complaining about how I work too much and how I never have enough time for her. How do I make her understand that I’m just genuinely busy? Do tell me what I can do! I really want to know.
Rohit
My girlfriend keeps complaining about how I work too much and how I never have enough time for her. How do I make her understand that I’m just genuinely busy? Do tell me what I can do! I really want to know.
Rohit
Dear Rohit,
Most of these issues stem from the fact that she feels like her work isn’t valuable enough. What you need to do is listen to her and compliment her on her work.
For example – I always keep myself updated with all of Kareena’s work. For example her last movie before Agent Vinod was… uhh… that.. uhh… that one with.. that dude whose agent’s name is Aamir… and before that she did that 150 crore rupee movie where that robot dude gropes her… before that was… uhh… you get the point.
Sincerely,
Most of these issues stem from the fact that she feels like her work isn’t valuable enough. What you need to do is listen to her and compliment her on her work.
For example – I always keep myself updated with all of Kareena’s work. For example her last movie before Agent Vinod was… uhh… that.. uhh… that one with.. that dude whose agent’s name is Aamir… and before that she did that 150 crore rupee movie where that robot dude gropes her… before that was… uhh… you get the point.
Sincerely,
Saif Ali Khan
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