This Thursday was a special day. Bombay Times by the virtue of being Bombay Times put up a picture Tusshar Kapoor in the buff thinking it'll do wonders for the PR of his new movie, unleashing his bold, sexy avatar.
Oh it unleashed things alright. Pointy things. Things that cannot be unseen. And Twitter jiggled along to its perks.
Without further ado, I give you my Tusshar Kapoor compilation. Because much like Tusshar's praying mantits, the rest of you need a pick-me-up too.
1. Tusshar Kapoor's new movie is called 'Kya Kool Hain Hum 2'. It showed.
2. Tusshar Kapoor once walked into a midget. The midget is blind now.
3. BREAKING NEWS: Madonna decides to donate her infamous cone bra to Tusshar Kapoor. "It was destiny", she was quoted saying.
4. Tusshar Kapoor is the new Pointy Chadha.
5. Q: What happens when you squeeze Tusshar Kapoor's tits? A: Kya Amul Kool Hain Hum.
6. Alternate BT headline: Tush. Hard. Kaput.
7. Q: Why was Tusshar Kapoor arrested? A: He was running an illegal pyramid scheme.
8. Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? A: What happens Tushar Kapoor's nipples meet Sonakshi Sinha's forehead?
9. > > - The Official Tusshar Kapoor Emoticon.
10. "Mero gaam kaatha parey - Jaha doodh ki nadiya baahe - Jaha koyal toh koh gaye - Mhare ghar angna na bhoolo na." - The Soundtrack to Tusshar Kapoor's life.
11. ^ ^ - Tusshar Kapoor lying down.
12. True story: Tushar Kapoor went back in time and convinced Bob Kane to draw Batman's head.
13. Tusshar Kapoor doesn't have existential crises. "What's the point of all of this?" *Looks down* "Oh, there it is."
14. Tusshar Kapoor's car falls into the ocean. Girl: "ONLY DIAMONDS CUT GLASS!" Tusshar Kapoor, taking his shirt off: "Bitch, you have no idea."
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