An old
paper that I happened to be reading (TOI) carried the following excerpt -
"All the accused in the 7/11 train blasts case appear to be religiously following the Al-Qaeda manual that lists dos and dont's for extremists who are captured. The 18 chapter-chapter manual, first discovered by the Manchester police in 2000, teaches Al-Qaeda operatives how to operate in prison. It directs detainees to not divulge their true identities, refuse to record their statements and refuse to give out any information about Al-Qaeda".
The manual was specially made for all retarded terrorists who didn't already know that revealing the whereabouts of their master, Osama Bin Laden, would be a fucking daft thing to do. The manual, also popularly known as The Book That States The Fucking Obvious, also has information regarding the operation of the new iPhone 4S
Here's a little excerpt from the book -
Chapter 1.
DO NO TELL THEM ABOUT THE SECRET AL-QAEDA HEADQUARTERS, HIDDEN BEHIND THE BIG BEN.
Kindly refrain from giving out the whereabouts of our secret lair. Even if you are subjected to torture. Even if they take tweezers and pluck out each and every hair off your terrifyingly hairy balls. Kindly do not tell them about Osama Bin Laden or any of your other superior in commands.
Please.
For more information, log onto www.Al-Qaeda.com/manual
"All the accused in the 7/11 train blasts case appear to be religiously following the Al-Qaeda manual that lists dos and dont's for extremists who are captured. The 18 chapter-chapter manual, first discovered by the Manchester police in 2000, teaches Al-Qaeda operatives how to operate in prison. It directs detainees to not divulge their true identities, refuse to record their statements and refuse to give out any information about Al-Qaeda".
The manual was specially made for all retarded terrorists who didn't already know that revealing the whereabouts of their master, Osama Bin Laden, would be a fucking daft thing to do. The manual, also popularly known as The Book That States The Fucking Obvious, also has information regarding the operation of the new iPhone 4S
Here's a little excerpt from the book -
Chapter 1.
DO NO TELL THEM ABOUT THE SECRET AL-QAEDA HEADQUARTERS, HIDDEN BEHIND THE BIG BEN.
Kindly refrain from giving out the whereabouts of our secret lair. Even if you are subjected to torture. Even if they take tweezers and pluck out each and every hair off your terrifyingly hairy balls. Kindly do not tell them about Osama Bin Laden or any of your other superior in commands.
Please.
For more information, log onto www.Al-Qaeda.com/manual
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