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Gandalf Vs Dumbledore
Lemme break it down for you. Dumbledore is pretty sweet. He runs a school where all sorts of crazy shit goes down. He has a bird that spontaneously combusts and a pretty sweet office. Oh and he dies helping to save the world. No doubt: Dumbledore is pretty bad ass.
But then there's Gandalf
First, he finds the root of all evil, and lays out a plan to save the world. When he gets shit on by his buddy Saruman, he escapes by TALKING TO A MOTH, so that the moth can go get his buddy A GIANT FUCKING EAGLE to fly him off the roof of Saruman's tower. Then he hooks back up with Frodo and the gang. But wait, HE DIES. It is important to note however that he dies FIGHTING A GIANT FLAME DEMON with a MOTHERFUCKING WHIP. Now, normally, dying would be a problem for most people.
FUCK THAT.
Gandalf just shrugs it off LIKE A BOSS and comes back to finish what he started. He also decided to update his wardrobe with some pimpin' white robes. Now fully pimped out, he tells everybody the plan and then dips for a minute to handle some shit elsewhere, cause that's how Gandalf motherfucking rolls.
Then right when shit starts hitting the fan at Helm's Deep, he shows up WITH A GIANT FUCKING ARMY OF ENTS, Ents being the most badass creatures of them all. Oh, and did I mention he shows up on the KING OF HORSES and that too RIDING BAREBACK?!?!
So, not only does Gandalf have figurative balls of steel, he undoubtedly has ACTUAL BALLS OF STEEL.
Finally, after cleaning shit up at Minas Tirith and then supervising the fall of Sauron who happens to be the most badass villain of them all, he peaces out and lets all the hobbits and humans enjoy a world PURGED OF ALL EVIL.
So, to recap,
Dumbledore: Mentors the younger generation, sacrifices his life for the greater good.
Gandalf: Talks to animals, gives death the middle finger, constantly saves everybody else's ass, and then when it's all said and done, just leaves everyone else with all the spoils of war.
Gandalf WINS.
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